Humor is just another defense against the universe. – Mel Brooks
We have really everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language – Oscar Wilde
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. – Margaret Mead
To get back my youth I would do anything in the world, except take exercise, get up early, or be respectable. ― Oscar Wilde
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.― Irina Dunn
Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping ― Oscar Wilde
What happened to the magic tractor?
It went down the road and turned into a field!