Humor is just another defense against the universe. – Mel Brooks

We have really everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language – Oscar Wilde

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. – Margaret Mead

To get back my youth I would do anything in the world, except take exercise, get up early, or be respectable. ― Oscar Wilde

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.― Irina Dunn

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping ― Oscar Wilde

What happened to the magic tractor?
It went down the road and turned into a field!

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